mediatonight:

While trailers for the Michael Bay produced TMNT film look promising, all is not well. A source close to the production claims a sequence in the film where April sees Donatello’s ‘balls’ is not likely to be cut. The source described the scene below.

"April is hanging out in…

honorsexual-leonardo:

noodletothedoodle:

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I’m a bad bushdio wife

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*sobs*

*crys*

I’m a bad bushdio wife

If you were my boyfriend/girlfriend, every time you wanted me to come over I would put a blue headband and strap two katanas to my back, ninjaing my way over rooftops towards your window and sneak into your room. What happens next if up to the Noodle <:P
no bushido boyfriend for you because you made him cry
Anonymous

I’m sorry ;w;

If you were my boyfriend/girlfriend, every time you wanted me to come over I would put a blue headband and strap two katanas to my back, ninjaing my way over rooftops towards your window and sneak into your room. What happens next if up to the Noodle <:P

YES

You remind me of Mabel from Gravity Falls! :D (It counts BC it's a Disney show, right? iui)

YES GOOD I LIKE IT

dante-ruberia:

kimmie-98:

omobolasire1:

ticklesthesomething:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

As a man, I feel like that male lion every time a woman yells at me.
"Don’t look, don’t make eye contac-holy shit those fangs…ohfuck she thinks i’m being agressive. back away…back away sloooowwww."

She wouldn’t be so pissy if the Lion would just get off his ass and do something around the Serengeti to help out once and a while :P

Exactly. She’s out there busting her ass taking care of the kids and bringing home the food while he’s chillin’. Lazy bum. :-p

Why do I feel like the lion stuff today is because of me lol


this is all I saw

dante-ruberia:

kimmie-98:

omobolasire1:

ticklesthesomething:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

As a man, I feel like that male lion every time a woman yells at me.

"Don’t look, don’t make eye contac-holy shit those fangs…ohfuck she thinks i’m being agressive. back away…back away sloooowwww."

She wouldn’t be so pissy if the Lion would just get off his ass and do something around the Serengeti to help out once and a while :P

Exactly. She’s out there busting her ass taking care of the kids and bringing home the food while he’s chillin’. Lazy bum. :-p

Why do I feel like the lion stuff today is because of me lol

this is all I saw

Reblog if you want to be compared to a Disney character in your ask box!

klotzilla:

Cause I do, it’d make me sooo happy *__*!

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thought this looked cool so posting

yah

bandanas are fairly thin so

easy to draw through 

How to make yourself a TMNT bandana

stuff you’ll need

  • some paper
  • green bandana or w/e color you want
  • fabric markers in the colors you want paint in (elmers paint pens) available at any walmart
  • marker or pencil to draw with
  • 2 sewing pins

  1. first you want to draw the mouth a few times to see which one you like best
  2. what I did was draw mine sketching in blue and when I liked it scanned it as an large image and adjusted 

here are some of my first attempts

     3. print it out/or just have dark drawing of it doesn’t matter

     4. now place it against your face to see if its the right size for your mouth

  • not the best picture but, where the beak is that is where your nose will be when you wear it so you want to make sure the bottom of the mouth lines up where your bottom lip will be
  • as for how wide I like it to almost touch where my ears will be so I don’t have a tiny mouth

         

     5.now just fold your drawing/print out like this 

     6.then fold you bandana in half into a triangle and place yo drawing underneath 

     7.pin it down

     8. now just trace and draw it on but allow for the paint to dry when you switch colors to avoid smudging 

and there you go a TMNT bandana :)

congrats you a shellhead like me 

heres the drawing I used its not exactly how I drew it but its a good base

heres the drawing I used its not exactly how I drew it but its a good base

gonna make a quick tutorial on how to make my tmnt bandana since I think some of you wanna know how I got it so clean

its very easy but I’ll show you in just a min

If you were my girlfriend/boyfriend, I would cover the sofa/bed of plushies of our favorite shows and we will sink into them as we watch tmnt and fan girling over our favorite characters as we watch and fall asleep ;l

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES